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Sponsor: British Airways Reason: With so many foreign blokes coming into the squad why not organize a twice a day flight to Jamaica and France.At least it would make up for the current wage structure the clubs introduced and anyway it would give some of the women swans fans something to do. They could be off as air stewardesses being moaned at by Walter Boyd and David Romo because the croque monsieurs are cold instead of moaning at us about the amount of time we spend at the Vetch Sponsor: studio 95 Reason: because it looks like we are well and truly sh*gged this season Sponsor: Sperm bank Reason: as hollins says "things are cuming good now,especially with the board contributing silently from behind!!" Sponsor: Pounstretcher Reason: Because of the Mike Lewis takeover Sponsor: Catherine Zeta-Jones Reason: The best looking sponsor in the F.A. Sponsor: 8th floor Reason: Just to remind us we could have one worst!! Sponsor: Ronnie O' Sullivan Reason: Coz we need snookers already ! Sponsor: 10th Floor Reason: There 1 better than 9th Floor Sponsor: 9th Floor Reason: Put the 9th Floor name on the back of the shorts! Sponsor: Valium Reason: Because it beats the blues (Scum City From Nincompoop Park) Sponsor: Pearl Harbour Reason: Because its a waste of money to watch too!!!! Sponsor: Mickey MouseReason: Its only fair because I hear that Mickey Mouse wears a Swansea City watch! Sponsor: winnalot (dog food) Reason: Need I say more! Sponsor: KP Peanuts Reason: Mclure and Liabilty have given us peanuts to spend, now we can double the amount of paenuts we spend. Cardiff City F. C Reason: Simply because we have already become a laughing stock in footballing terms, why not commit the biggest sin of all and sell our souls. Sponsor: extasey Reason: it will keep the crowd happy Sponsor: Stanna Stairlifts Reason: The only thing that will get our lot up next season Sponsor: McDonald's Reason: Our figurehead is a clown, the food's sh*te and a comfy seat's about as likely as Ann Widdecombe contracting crabs. Sponsor: UniChem Reason: get the Valium ready for next season Sponsor: SWT Reason: You wait all season for goals then 6 come alone at once! Sponsor: tampax Reason: no explanation needed Sponsor: armitage shanks Reason: we're going down the pan Sponsor: wonderbra Reason: we badly need a good uplift,more support and a cup or two Sponsor: Trotters Independent Traders Reason: "This time next year we'll be ......." Sponsor: Swansea Hotels & Inns Tourist Enterprise Reason: It won't be the first time that they'll have shite written all over them! Sponsor: bbc's the weakest link Reason: because we are the weakest link at football GOOD BYE Sponsor: L'oreal Reason: because.... (I was gonna say they r worth it) but there not. So never mind. Sponsor: D.V.L.A. Reason: We need that driving force in midfield! Sponsor: DUREX Reason: THE ONLY JOHNNIES THAT CAN KEEP JOHNIE HOLLINS TEAM IN A GOOD UPLIFTING MOOD. Sponsor: Alka Seltzar Reason: The only thing guaranteed to put a bit of fizz and sparkle back in the team Sponsor: Poopa-Scoopa Reason: If this season is anything to go by we'll need something to get the SH*T off the pitch!!! Sponsor: Preperation H Reason: Might help get rid of the piles of the vetch field pitch ! Sponsor: nintendo Reason: because the football games can teach the footballers how to play for once Sponsor: Walt Disney Reason: captures the feeling of make believe that eminates from the vetch Sponsor: Oxo Reason: Because under the current regime, next season we are likely to be the laughing stock of the division Sponsor: Me Reason: i should sponsor the swans because i have probably got more money than McClure to put into the club. Sponsor: Ideal Standard Toliets Reason: It's used to taking the p*ss. Sponsor: Nestle Kit Kat Reason: Have a break.....we need one! Sponsor: PHIL MITCHELL-EASTENDERS Reason: Rumour was going round WALFORD that swanseas NO10 had shot him.When PHIL found out it was STEVE WADKIN he realised it wasnt true because is STEVE WADKIN had shot HE WOULD HAVE MISSED !! Sponsor: UNITED MUSHROOM GROWERS Reason: Same policy as NINTH FLOOR used to KEEPING THINGS IN THE DARK AND FEEDING THEM ON SH*T... Sponsor: Tesco Reason: Well, every little helps! Sponsor: Viagra Reason: Helping you to stay up for longer Sponsor: Gillian Taylforths Head Reason: It keeps going up and down aswell Sponsor: Venga Boys Reason: Because the swans Go UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN Sponsor: Sweetmans Reason: We'll save a fortune in pies for Lewis and Mclure!! Sponsor: Lewis Pies Reason: So, there will be food at the Vetch which Lewis and McClure can't get their hands on Sponsor: Church of England/Wales Reason: Only one man can help us now!!! Sponsor: ninth floor Reason: So we could try and get some of that F.A.W. cup money back from Mclure`s pockets. Sponsor: MATES CONDOMS Reason: IT'LL BE THE CLOSEST WE GET TO SCORING ALL SEASON! Sponsor: ntl Reason: i work for them in swansea and they sponsor everyone else so why not the swans, they would generate alot of money for the club and have a large call center in the swansea area Sponsor: Deflatine Reason: Get rid of unwanted wind Sponsor: Kleenex Tissues Reason: Everytime I go down the vetch I feel like crying! Sponsor: studio 95 Reason: give our players a good seeing too! Sponsor: BODYFORM Reason: to help us through the bad periods Sponsor: Swan Vesta Reason: It's the only chance of getting the Swans on the box ! Sponsor: D.S.S Reason: After releasing all our best or hard working players, the dss will be very busy Sponsor: Airfix Reason: We go to pieces in the box and the transfers enclosed are the closest we'll get to getting any! Sponsor: Mr Muscle Reason: To add a bit of bite to the midfield Click here to go back to start page
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